I awoke to be met with rain the type of rain that is unstoppable, that you cannot dress for. Well this is not exactly true but packing a full set of oil skins (including the hat) and heavy wellingtons is not de riguer when trying to travel light.
If I had of course it would have been quiet a spectacle. Much more than my shorted, t shirted and sandalled appearance did. A far better non verbal reposte it would be too to the umbrella sellers and their £1 a go wares declined with a rain soaked smile.
So nothing to be done and after a quick stroll around back to the hotel to collect belongings and head to the " 8th wonder of the world ".
Now I take this description with a touch of salt as I have heard others describe themselves in a similar fashion. If it was a race then all would be in a photo finish with the same time and the next wonder coming in at position 17. So off we journeyed to the EmperorsTerracotta Warriors outside Xian.
Despite it's "Communist" government the commercial acumen and eye for a profit is something being honed by those who's shops line the "avenue de tat" that is the thoroughfare to the Terracotta Warriors. Figurines of all shapes and sizes set up to entice you to but or you can dress your family in replica warrior wear whilst wielding replica sword and staff. Bedecked in your warrior chic photographers will capture your image. Although if you have not succumbed never fear dear stand behind that plastic body with your head showing at the top of the plastic model - ah a warrior!

As you arrive you appreciate that the site organisers have studied the Australian model of visitor experiences - the big prawn, the big pineapple etc here in Xian we have the big Emperor! He stands ready to greet you to his erm.,...car park!

Inside the museum complex proper it is rather good and not at all reflects the preamble up the "cirque de fleeced touriste". I will gloss over the informative but poor quality background information movie that looks like it was shot on my late Grandads 8mm cine camera from 1971.

After this you stroll through 3 exhibition halls if you were to go from 1 to 3 it would be like seeing Elvis as the warm up before watching a smaller set from the winners and then the losers of the X Factor. By seeing the halls in reverse the scale of the figures increase until you reach the hanger that is hall 1. This is the site of the first discovery in here you have several hundreds of the clay figures standing in rows in their excavated clay trenches looking not unlike table football players who's adjoining pole has been stolen.
You can just see a little of this behind my head in this photo

Around the sides of the hall on the walk way you can see the modern Chinese standing slightly more animated that their silent brethren as they stare, capture their digital images with the essential pose that of the V peace sign. I do wonder if the emperor was pushing this task forward now would all his warriors be found in 2,000 years with their hands aloft, grinning inanely with V's raised?
So was it the "8th wonder"? The site is impressive and it is thought provoking and makes for an interesting debate on belief system, omnipotence, the enslaved masses and more. If not the 8th then pretty near and to think it all started when the farmer hit the first chamber when drilling a well. He's still around and of you don't want a warrior figure as a momento you can get him to sign his discovery story for you.
He's come along way since 1971 when it all kicked off, 1971! Maybe it was my Grandads cine camera did the campervan get this far?
Like the rain the visitors were unstoppable and more came as our day progressed nothing can be done a bit like China itself you can't do anything you just need to dive in and get wet.
TBC......
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