20th September 2011
Sitting in the passenger seat being driven to the airport and I'm thinking I must be tired things don't look sharp.
I then do the old eye hokey pokey you know the thing "left eye shut, right eye shut (not at same time obviously) and blink them all about..."
This diagnostic discovered that it was the right eye that was the problem.
The check continues -do I still have the contact lense in place Affirmative
- is it curled, kinked, wandering or exhibiting any other deviant behaviour Negative
The eye hokey pokey continues, anybody watching would think I had a chronic blink thing going on or I was a terrible flirt.
I could still see but just not as sharp as usual. Sharp being a relative concept as far as my eyes are concerned.
On arrival at the airport it was the case of going through the security process to the other side. Like some child entering the wardrobe in the hope of meeting a lion.
I did a quick swap just in case the lenses had been put in the incorrect eyes - as in left to right and right to left. Not me putting my lenses into someone else. Yeugh!
Although I could imagine some commerce based comedy, a swap shop in the airport concourse perhaps?
"who'll swap me a base curve 8.5, diameter 14.2, strength -2.25 for a -5.0?"
Yes I'm very unbalanced visually.
So I sat and decided to get a new lense for my right eye. The carry on case was unzipped, the required clear plastic zip lock bag containing my mini toiletries selection opened.
As an aside I would recommend the bags on offer at Belfast City Airport security They are slightly bigger, stronger and close better than others in my experience. Actually this could be a description of the robust security staff themselves.
So back to the contents I took out the packed lense strips each containing enough for my time away.
Ah!
2 x 4 lenses for the left eye!
In my defence I packed my toiletries this morning without my eyes in. Fortunately I had not made other mistakes - moisturiser for toothpaste, lady niff instead of gents niff. It's all there.
There was nothing to be done (apart from perhaps rushing to Boots, buying a patch for the right eye and feigning some injury or pretending I was an ex pirate), but laugh.
I have my emergency glasses as back up so all is not lost!
The patch though sounds appealing.........